welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*
(via godlyemoticons)
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
(via glurg)
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
me: i’m fine
internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*